May 2013
April 2013
lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
sailorpizza:
dimmitutto:
sweetmoonbeam17:
1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and...
bunjywunjy:
themagicofwaltdisney:
Short Hair-...
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
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March 2013
February 2013
parisjemm:
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
January 2013
freelilchickadee:
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heckyeahflippinright:
abeautifullybrokenme:
laughpeasant:
janersm:
sexting-inchurch:
beautilation:
banasmagiccastle:
sarcasminc:
arigoato:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you...
